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    "What the F was that?"
    -- Mayor of Hiroshima

    "Where did all these F`ing Indians come from?"
    -- General Custer

    "Any F`ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Albert Einstein

    "It does so F`ing look like her!"
    -- Pablo Picasso

    "How the F did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras

    "You want WHAT on the F`ing ceiling?"
    -- Michaelangelo

    "I don`t suppose its gonna F`ing rain?"
    -- Joan of Arc

    "Scattered F`ing showers my ass."
    Noah

    "I need this parade like I need a F`ing hole in my head."
    -- John F. Kennedy

    "Who the F is going to know? "
    Bill Clinton
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